Okay, I’ll start off by saying that the title to to this blog post is very misleading (a trend in a lot of my titles). I was a bookworm and a nerd in high school (not much has changed tbh). Let me put it this way, one of my favorite high school memories was representing Iran in Model UN. My friend and I even founded the Model UN club at our school. Yeah, I think that sums it up quite well.
Last week, I wrote about my frustrations keeping up with the news. That post reminded me of the time I spread fake news before it was cool…
My junior year of high school, I was friends with the school newspaper student editor. She had read some of my stuff and asked me if I would be interested in writing an article for the paper. I agreed, but with one condition: I would do it only if I could write a completely satirical piece. We had just finished a unit on satire and humor in my English class, so I wanted to imitate some of the concepts I’d seen in class (again, big indicator of my social group or lack thereof). Honestly, I don’t remember why she ever agreed to this, but I’m glad she did. I spent a lot of time internally debating what grand, newsworthy topic I would discuss in my debut article. After careful consideration, I settled on leggings and infomercials.
The newspaper approved my article. When the paper came out, everyone who knew me thought this was the best and funniest thing ever. I got plenty of compliments. However, not every student realized this was a joke. In their defense, every other article in the paper was completely serious, and there was no sort of disclaimer/warning about my article. The editor informed me that she had received numerous complaints about my piece. Students were very confused, and a few even asked if the number included at the end was real. Basically, I got scolded for the article, and I was never invited to write for the school newspaper again. While I was disappointed at first, I then realized how crazy it was that people actually thought this was real. That people thought about calling in, and maybe, just maybe, someone was even sad it was all a ruse. Unfortunately for them, Jetsonic Leggings won’t be available for purchase anytime soon.
JETSONIC LEGGINGS: MORE THAN A HOT TRENDSeptember 2011-Featured in my high school newspaper
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