Community Pool

Warm-Up

It was a beautiful day for swimming, so naturally, the pool was packed.

While I waited for a lane to open up, I decided to do my warm up in the open area of the pool, where all the swim classes take place. As I would learn soon enough, sometimes it’s better to wait on the sidelines…

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Night Swim

Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die. And when I’m swimming, sometimes I’m not sure which one it is.

-Demetri Martin

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I stand on the edge of the pool and jump.

Tales of a Fat Swimmer

People who are overweight don’t want unsolicited advice. Guess what. We know we’re fat. We live in homes with mirrors.
-Al Roker